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[John Taylor]

There was an old codger called Kurt
He could create a product from dirt
He’s got a cool forum
But zero decorum
I’m gone. Before I get hurt! ?

There was a pheeder named John
Who was here...but now is gone?
He's a miserly old geezer
That hides his cash in his freezer
And yells at the kids "Get off my lawn!"

(That's for you too Rogers! )

Mr Melvin invested in pheeds 
and planted a bucket of seeds
The two Johns came and went
causing Kurt to rant & vent
what a phasinating experiment

(Thanks for the reminder
i found 3 grand in the freezer!)