02-18-2020, 02:47 AM
Reminds me of what my hillbilly grandma taught me. I spent a summer with her when I was ten years old. She taught me how to use a shotgun and how to hunt. She said "Never miss!" in such a way that I took it very seriously.
Next day she sent me out in the woods to hunt. She said "Don't Miss!" and gave one shotgun shell. Long story shot, I missed.
When I told my grandma that I missed. She said "I guess it is only vegetables tonight."
I pulled out a stringer of fish hidden on the front porch. Grandma smiled. She loved fish.
Next day she sent me out in the woods to hunt. She said "Don't Miss!" and gave one shotgun shell. Long story shot, I missed.
When I told my grandma that I missed. She said "I guess it is only vegetables tonight."
I pulled out a stringer of fish hidden on the front porch. Grandma smiled. She loved fish.