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Funniest standups
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(03-21-2020, 07:34 PM)Jeffery Wrote: Yeah, even when I was in the service people sometimes commented that I hardly ever cussed. I usually replied with something like.. I was pretty much raised by an old black women that spent most her time in church and she carried a mean bar of homemade lye soap. lol. Ms. Ruby, RIP.

I lived with my Grandmother when I was young. One day I came home from playing with friends and she wanted me to play cards with her. I remember looking at the hand I was dealt and I decided to use my new vocabulary word I just learned from my friends.

So, I proudly proclaimed, "All I got is crap!"...not the best thing to say around her. Smile
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Funniest standups - by Kurt - 01-23-2020, 06:40 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Abe1 - 01-26-2020, 05:57 AM
RE: Funniest standups - by Claire Koch - 03-17-2020, 03:32 AM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 03-21-2020, 02:19 AM
RE: Funniest standups - by Jeffery - 03-21-2020, 10:26 AM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 03-21-2020, 03:13 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by 10x - 03-21-2020, 10:33 AM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 03-21-2020, 04:04 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 03-21-2020, 03:29 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Jeffery - 03-21-2020, 07:34 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 03-21-2020, 07:52 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Jeffery - 03-21-2020, 08:29 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 03-21-2020, 09:47 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by thorton - 06-20-2020, 06:35 PM
RE: Funniest standups - by Kurt - 06-21-2020, 05:36 AM

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