Funniest standups

[Kurt]

As I mentioned I really think the early Ellen Degenerous was funny.  She was clean too. But back then everything was clean. I
really wish we could go back to those days.  Most everything makes me sick instead of laughing because i can't get past the
filthyness.  Does anyone know of a clean comedian these days besides the christian ones.  I bet you can't tell me one.  Lets test it out lol

I've fallen in love with Dry Bar comedy. I listen regularly because all of their comedians are funny as heck while keeping it clean.  Check their FB page. 

I'm not a prude--I listened to a George Carlin piece today about preparing for viruses. It was full of language but I still thought it was funny. But, I try to not use bad language and don't like it (or too much of it). I love Gary V. but hate all the F-bombs he throws.

I try not to cuss at all...out of respect for my Grandmother. The exceptions are when I'm really really mad or I hurt myself. In these cases I can cuss like a sailor using combinations of words any text spinner would be proud of.

I can't remember the exact quote, but Brendan Fraser in Blast from the Past had a great line that went something like, "If you curse all the time to everyone what language do you use when you respect them?"

I'm way off on the direct quote, but the meaning is the same. It's an OK movie, but that line really stuck with me through the years.